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terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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sighstyles:

listen harry potter didn’t know what the fuck he was doing throughout the entire series and he still did all that shit so if he can do great things by without really knowing what he’s doing so can u

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ididitfordoug:

Things Floridians get way too excited about:

  • hearing the phrase “cold front” on the weather forecast

Here in NC, too!

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hangthecode:

doyoureallylovethelamp:

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theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was… 

There’s so much people don’t get about this franchise, the story is really more complex than just “funny drunken pirate meets hottie lady and hottie man with occasional visits from squid man”.

"Occasional visits from squid man"

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fuckyeahmst3k:

iamgirlrobot:

For all you badasses out there.

So badass.

But why tho?

fuckyeahmst3k:

iamgirlrobot:

For all you badasses out there.

So badass.

But why tho?

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samiholloway asked: When you get this, give 5 facts about yourself and pass this on to 10 of your favorite followers. ♥

flyingfishtailoutpost1:

1. Well, I just had me a kid. 8 lbs 11 oz of almost supernatural cuteness. Carbon copy of his daddy (which probably means that in about 16 years we’ll be beating suitors off him with sticks while he obliviously reads Jane Austen and sips tea).

2. My favorite color is gray. If I could I would live in jeans and gray tank tops, but my mother wouldn’t be able to deal with it.

3. Aside from Ye Olde Anxiety Disorder, I have this other brain thing. It has a name, I think its called discalculia. I don’t consider it a disorder. I can’t read maps, I’m bad at telling time, I can only do the most basic math and can’t remember dates. But I was reading Shakespeare and Hemingway in 4th grade, so there’s that. My brain just is as it is. Fuck it.

4. I have no idea how to use Twitter.

5. I could probably quote every line of the Jack Frost episode of MST3K.

I nominate everyone, because I’m too tired to choose.

8 lbs 11 oz?!?!? That is an amazing accomplishment. Remind me to bring you a tiara next time I see you!

I think I have borderline discalcula (which sounds like a vampire), too. I literally hit a wall in middle school and I couldn’t understand a single further math-thing, I can only remember times tables that fit into shapes I can translate into visual patterns, and I haven’t known a single phone number other than my own since phones existed. Also? I’m pretty sure 7 and 9 are the same number in disguise.

acinoyourfearlessleader:

blue-eyed-skeleton:

pixiiebutt:

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linrenzo:

onlyblackgirl:

efecte:

sagaltesfaye:

onlyblackgirl:

I love my First Lady

Can you please tell her to tell her husband to stop killing muslims? Thanks

literally all she does is try to make the country “healthy” by giving students shitty school lunches like please do something else and help your husband fix the economy! *goes awf*

Imma need y’all to learn how the United States Government works. You don’t have to like her or the president but learn that they do not makes the decisions, they really do not have very much power, the president does not have the power to just snap his fingers and make shit happen or change things. You have to have 2/3 vote from congress to take a shit, let alone do anything having to do with government. The entire government was set up to make sure that exact thing could never happen, that is why there are 3 branches and that little thing called checks and balances.

In fact let me just break this down for y’all right here. 

  • President has 2 OFFICIAL jobs, Commander and Chief of the Armed Forces, but he only controls a limited amount of the funding for those troops (enough for 90 to 120 days) to engage these troops in combat. He CANNOT just declare war. only congress can declare war. The second, Accountant over the Federal Budget. 
  • He also is responsible for creating and balancing the national budget, but everything has to be approved by congress with a 2/3 vote. 
  • He signs bills into law, can veto them as well, however congress can override his veto. 
  • He assigns judges to the Supreme court, with the senates approval. 
  • He assigns foreign ambassadors, with the senates approval. 
  • he creates his own cabinet for people to research into areas that he might not have the time to, these are the only people who do not have to get approval from senate
  • congress is made up of 535 people (100 senators 435 HoR) for any of them to come to 1 agreement has only happened once in the history of this country, and that was to go into WWII, and even that the house voted 434 to one (1st woman house of Representative she was from Maine too, she voted against WW1 and 2)  and the judicial branch can call anything unconstitutional and kill it as well. 

and if you think i’m lying you can literally google this shit in 2 seconds. 

That tea is delicious

SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN! 

I would love for people to remember this when they want to start blaming the president. Any president, though not all of them have had good ideas.

lemme get in here a sec.

The President needs a 2/3 vote in Congress to get practically anything done, right? Well currently, the 133th US Congress is split with 53 Democratic senators and 45 Republican senators and 201 Democratic representatives and 234 Republican representatives. That makes a pretty even split between the two major political parties. Ever since President Obama was elected into office, the Republicans have voted down every piece of legislation he’s attempted to pass, in an effort to pin him as the worst president in American history, so that they can go back to their white-washed elitist lives and keep all their hoarded money from the people. The President has been doing everything he can to change things, but he cannot do that without the approval of Congress. Remember that week-long shutdown we had? Yeah, that was because the Republicans weren’t getting exactly their way with the budget, so they decided to shut down the whole goddamn government until they got their way. The United States Government relies on compromise and agreement between the two parties, and we’re seriously lacking right now in that department.

So if you want to blame someone for our country’s issues, blame the goddamn Republicans for acting like tantrum-throwing two year olds.

Fucking THANK YOU!

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